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-范文最新推荐- 英文简历中不该出现的话 致命的大错 “Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.” “Qualifications: No education or experience.” “I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.” “My compensation should be at least equal to my age.” “Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.” “Fired because I fought for lower pay.” “Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65” . “Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.” “Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.” “Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.” 打字错误与语法错误 “Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.” “Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.” “I am a rabid typist.” “Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.” “After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.” “Accounting cleric.” “As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.” “Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.” “Suspected to graduate early next year.” “Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.” “Proven ability to track down and correct erors.” “Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.” “Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.” “Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.” 不应有的幽默 “Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.” “Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.” (Translation: Short-order cook.) “But wait.theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.” “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.” “My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular.” “Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series.” “Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.” “Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.” “Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience.” 本英文简历是应聘行政助理的原版英文简历，主要包括了两部分内容：工作经验和教育背景。本英文简历适用范围：工作多年、有工作经验者使用的人使用。 ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT(Personnel) Sandy Bin 15/F,TOWARD ,BRIGHT CHINA,BUILDING,BEIJING.WORK EXPERIENCE9/88-Present THE LAPIS CORPORATION,Pinesville,LAPersonnel Administrative AssistantMaintained filles. Prepared records for off-site storage. Designed forms for archives. Developed effective space management plan for on-site records. Improved tracking system resulting in few lost files. Handled employment verifications and designed forms to expedite process. 12/84-8/88 GLADE GROVE COLLEGE,Baton Rouge,LARecords Coordinator for DevelopmentRecorded gifts made to the college. Maintained filles. CoderTranslated data form surveys into numerical code for data entry. Edited computer printouts. Performed quality control. 6/72-12/81 PAISLEY TELECOMMUNICATIONS,New Orleans,LA “Advantage” Coordinator (The “Advantage” is an auto dialer.)Tested and programmed each unit. Schedule site visits and installations. Kept inventory. Assisted customers with questions and problems. Conducted public opinion surveys. EDUCTIONBiltmore College,Dallas,Texas 1972Associates degree in Marketing.References are available upon request.Work experience is emphasized while limited education is de-em-phasized. Clean layout makes resume easy to read. ZhangHome Address:Telephone:Email:School:Major: MarketingJob Objective: A Position offering challenge and responsibility in the realm of consumer affairs or marketing. Education:1995-1999 _ College Of Commerce Graduating in July with a B. S. degree in Marketing.Fields of study include: economics, marketing, business law, statistics, calculus,psychology, sociology, social and managerial concepts in marketing, consumer behavior, sales force management, product policy, marketing research and forecast,marketing strategies.Social Activities:1995-1999 Secretary of the Class League Branch. 1989-1995 Class monitor.Rewards:Good Student Award in 1989, 1990 and 1994.Execllent Student Leader in 1996,1997.Summer Jobs:1997 Administrative Assistant in Sales Department of _ Factory. Responsible for public relations, correspondence, expense reports, record keeping, inventory catalog.1998 Provisional employee of Sales Department of _ Medical Instruments & Equipment (Holdings) Company. Responsible for sorting orders, shipping arrangemeents, deliveries.Hobbies:Internet-surfing, tennis, travel.English Proficiency: College English Test-Band Six.Personal Data:Sex: MaleBorn: 6/12/77Height: 175 cm. Weight: 65kgReferences will be furnished upon request. 7 / 8