简单易学的英文歌曲 [简单易懂的英文小笑话欣赏] .docx

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑简单易学的英文歌曲 简单易懂的英文小笑话欣赏 笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和消遣性。我整理了简洁易懂的英文小笑话，欢迎! 简洁易懂的英文小笑话篇一 Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的袜子 Say, thats an interesting pair of socks youve got on, Charlie, one green and one red. "嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真好玩，一只绿色一只红色。' Yeah, and Ive got another pair just like it at home. "是吗，我家里还有一双同样的袜子呢。' 简洁易懂的英文小笑话篇二 许个愿吧 Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是观察一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。 But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. 但今日却比较特殊，他发觉她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。 Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answere . 他忍不住奇怪，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。 Madam, I couldnt help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会留意到你用一条面包打你儿子' Thats true . 那倒是不假 And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. , 可是今日我却观察你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。 "Well, todays his birthday. ' "今日是他生日嘛。' 简洁易懂的英文小笑话篇三 When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, 当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后， he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar. 他吓了一跳，开门的竟是一位嘴里叼着一根大雪茄的十岁男孩。 The salesman could only stammer out, Er, is your mother at home? 推销员结结巴巴地问道，"哦，你妈妈在家吗?' Answered the boy, What do you think? 小男孩回答说，你认为呢? 看了"简洁易懂的英文小笑话'的人还看了： 1.简洁易懂的英文小笑话 2.简洁易懂的英语小笑话包括翻译 3.简洁易懂的英语翻译笑话 4.简洁的英语小笑话观赏 5.一个简洁易懂的英语笑话 6.简洁易懂好笑的英语笑话 第 3 页 共 3 页