【有关于简短英文笑话大全】笑话大全 爆笑简短的.docx
本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑【有关于简短英文笑话大全】笑话大全 爆笑简短的 笑话是幽默的语言表达。它是一种常见的幽默传达方式。笑话是口头或者书面的幽默语言。本文是有关于简短英文笑话，盼望对大家有关心! 有关于简短英文笑话：Fourth Husband有关于简短英文笑话：Learning Each Other A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, But we dont know anything about each other. He said, Thats all right, well learn about each other as we go along. So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few moredemonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, That was incredible! He said, I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you wed learn more about ourselves as we went along. So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer? No. she said, I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal. 有关于简短英文笑话：Why A Divorce? A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce? She replied, About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. No, he said, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, she responded. I mean, he continued, What are your relations like? I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husbands parents. He said, Do you have a real grudge? No, she replied, We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one. Please, he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage? Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We dont necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. Maam, does your husband ever beat you up? Yes, she responded, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, Lady, why do you want a divorce? Oh, I dont want a divorce, she replied. Ive never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he cant communicate with me! 看了"有关于简短英文笑话'的人还看了： 1.有关简短的英语笑话大全 2.关于简短爆笑英文笑话大全 3.简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全 4.简短的英语幽默笑话 5.好玩简短的英文爆笑小笑话大全第 3 页 共 3 页
