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1、英语小笑话故事小学生_小学生英语笑话 冷笑话的主要应用群体是熟悉网络的平民、青年、学生、白领等,他们具备熟练的网络技能、很强的接受新事物的能力以及开拓创新的精神。我整理了小学生英语小笑话故事,欢迎! 小学生英语小笑话故事篇一 室友都有点怪 There was a university boy who left home and moved into the dorm.After a few weeks his parents phoned to find out how he was. What are your roommates like?his mother asked. 一个男大学生离
2、开家庭,搬进了集体学生宿舍。几个星期后,他的父母打电话,问他生活得怎么样。你的室友怎么样?他母亲问道。 They are a bit strange,actually,he told his mum,On one side there is a man who keeps banging his head against the wall,and on the other side there is another man who just cries and moans. 说实话,他们都有点奇怪,他告诉母亲,这边住着一个男生,总是用头撞墙;那边住着另外一个男生,成天不是哭喊就是哀叹。 I w
3、ould keep to myself if I were you,advised his mother. 如果我是你,我就不同他们来往。他母亲建议道。 Oh,I do,the son replied.I just stay in my room all day and play my bagpipes. 噢,我就是这样做的,儿子回答道,我整天都待在自己的房间里吹风笆。 小学生英语小笑话故事篇二 美德 Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at B
4、inghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not been changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. 获取研究生学位多年以后,我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天,电梯里很拥挤,有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起,20年来电梯一直没有换过。 When the door finally opened,I f
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